Things are going well on What We Do In the Shadows. Which means it’s time for some chaos. In “Private School,” the house considers sending Baby Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch) to a private school. Baby Colin Robinson is out of control. He’s about nine now and would rather play pranks on everyone in the house rather than practice dancing. Guillermo (Harvey Guillén) is constantly chasing the child around to keep him alive. And the vampires are just sick of it. Laszlo (Matt Berry) says Baby Colin’s behavior is perfectly normal for a human child.
Guillermo suggests they send Baby Colin to public school and the vampires hate that idea. The suggestion makes Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) question if her club is doing well. Guillermo avoids answering her question though, hmmm … He says they need the club income to make house repairs. Laszlo suggests they wish for house repairs but Nandor (Kayvan Novak) says the Djinn (Anoop Desai) is legally prohibited from making home repairs.